God vs. Science
Received this from my co-worker Sean today and thought I’d pass it along.
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him,
“God, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured
out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can
now do what you did in the beginning.”
“Oh, is that so? Tell Me…” replies God.
“Well,” says the scientist, “we can take dirt and form it
into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus
creating man.”
“Well, that’s very interesting…show Me.”
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to
mold the soil into the shape of a man.
“No, no, no…” interrupts God, “Get your own dirt.”
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Jul 13th, 2004 at 02:11:45
Very True. I’m gonna have to pass that along as well…
–Bryan
Jul 14th, 2004 at 01:09:13
LOL, that’s great!!!
Jul 14th, 2004 at 08:04:26
From the start I was thinking God would say something about the fact that everything science uses He created, but that was pretty funny!
Jul 18th, 2004 at 18:20:00
I really liked that one. I am going to have to make sure I read back further. I totally missed this until today.
Jul 20th, 2004 at 21:36:27
Yea! That made me smile!
Jul 25th, 2005 at 22:20:37
That is so stupid god is awsome and science will never replace him