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How many of you have daily prayer time? And I mean REAL prayer time, not just a hurried one as you head out the door or before a meal. I know that area of my life has been lacking for some time now. Sometimes I get discouraged when prayers aren’t answered, especially [...]

Another devotion that I found in my archives….

A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a million frog legs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the
man where he could get so many frog legs!
The farmer replied, “There is a pond near my house [...]

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, dear Ashlee W.
Happy Birthday to you!

Okay, I know this is male-bashing humor, but it’s still funny, and true to a certain extent, so enjoy…

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In [...]

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, dear Misty R.
Happy Birthday to you!

Woohoo, there’s a new made-for-TV muppet movie in the works! Read more about it here:

Ashanti, Tarantino Off to See Muppets in ‘Oz’

Last week, I posted a poll on
“What’s your favorite sport to play?” This week, it’s “What’s your favorite sport to watch,” either on TV or in person. It’ll be interesting to see how the results differ, if at all. I know my answer is different…
Vote now:
What’s Your Favorite Sport [...]

Below is a list of sayings/titles, but with a twist…some words are missing, with only the first letter present. Can you guess the sayings?
Examples:
16= O in a P
Answer: 16 ounces in a Pound
26= L of the A
Answer: 26 Letters of the Alphabet

1 = W on a U
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If you were in a survival situation, how would you do? Take the
Survival Quiz to find out.
I scored 14 out of 17
“You have what it takes to be an extreme survivor! Reward yourself with a Gloria Gaynor “I Will Survive” T-shirt, and feel free to taunt the predatory animal of your [...]

One minute sermon, taken from
Daily Wisdom (Feb, 9, 1999)

He Loves.
He made.
We sinned.
He came.
He died.
He lives.
He paid.
We’re forgiven.
It’s free.
No strings.
Spread the word so they can choose, death or Jesus.
Do it to say thank you, not to get points.
He’s coming back to pick us up.
Until He does, talk to Him and stick together.
Be nice. Don’t [...]