A little humor on this Saturday night. Thanks to Scott for sending these my way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.