Haha, check these out: Geek Quotes, Sayings and Phrases

There are some really dumb ones, but there are some that are deep and others that are really funny.

Here are some of my faves:

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.