All About Women

A friend sent these to me, and though they may get me in trouble, I still think they’re funny enough to post ;-)





7 Responses to “All About Women”

  1. Even with the possibility of sleeping on the couch for a while…that is hilarious!

  2. Though some can be offended by it all, I am quite amused and of course my analytical brain loves the logic in a couple of them. Plus we all have to realize its stereotypical assumptions and not what you truely believe :-) (right?)

    They haven’t gone shopping with me though because I would have been in and out in 2 mins with $15 pair of jeans not from Gap.

    Thanks for sharing.

  3. being a married man w/an expecting wife, I definitely agree with the last two.

    Quote from “6 days/7 nights”:

    Harrison Ford: “You know how a women gets a man excited? She shows up. That’s it. We’re guys, we’re easy.”

  4. Not to show how much a total nerd I am, but there is a flaw in the “mathematical” proof that women = problems. While the statement, “money is the root of all problems” is undeniably true, this does not imply that money is the SQUARE root of problems. Root is a generic term used to describe and operation on a positive real numer (or negative but we won’t go there), and does not imply which order root is being used. Therefore the statement “money is the root os all problems” would translate to money = the nth root of problems, where n is some positive integer.

    Did I actually just type 7 lines on that? Good lord I am a nerd.

  5. You are such a nerd! Shouldn’t you have been playing WoW instead? :-)

  6. You think he’s a nerd!?!…. try living with it 24/7! I am on nerd overload! :-)

  7. well, i was going to comment on how funny all that is (especialy the math proof and the dials), but now i’m going to comment on ben’s comment. ben, thank God you are married to a nerd-lover. seek counselling. :-)

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