Programming Quotations

Until I find some time to write another post, I’d thought I’d pick out some of my favorite “Programming Quotations.”

  • It’s hard enough to find an error in your code when you’re looking for it; it’s even harder when you’ve assumed your code is error-free.
    –Steve McConnell
  • If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
    –Gerald Weinberg
  • Programming can be fun, so can cryptography; however they should not be combined.
    –Kreitzberg and Shneiderman
  • Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
    –Donald Knuth
  • The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
    –Bertrand Russell
  • Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.
    –Anonymous
  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
    –Albert Einstein
  • There are only two industries that refer to their customers as “users”.
    –Edward Tufte

One Response to “Programming Quotations”

  1. Good stuff. :) I hadn’t heard many of these.

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