Knock Knock
Here’s a joke that’s been around a while, but still gives me a good chuckle.
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.”
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Jan 4th, 2007 at 00:42:27
um, those verses just might have been taken out of context… not quite sure.
Jan 4th, 2007 at 11:10:48
Check your email! I have a new goal for your 2007 list!
Jan 4th, 2007 at 12:31:43
Got it! I’ll see what I can do towards reaching that goal. Gonna be a challenge, but should be fun! Thanks for emailing me about it.
Jan 4th, 2007 at 22:36:48
That was a good one chris. I thought it was really funny!! how’s life going!!!
Jan 5th, 2007 at 17:36:04
Who the crap is posting my personal life on the internet??!! Chris, I thought you were above such unsavory practices. Not that the naked guy was me. I’m just saying that if it was, I’d be ticked! I’d probably leave some nasty message on your site, you jerk! I’d expect more respect for the clothesless from you. Chris Vaught, you mock the nude. Well, one day, we - I mean they, may mock you too.