Indiana Jones or the Bible?
From Stuff Christians Like - How well do you know Indiana Jones and the Bible?
1. When the ark was opened up, everyone’s face melted.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones2. When the ark slipped and someone tried to steady it, that person died instantly.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones3. In a plot twist, the hero is thrown into a pit full of lions.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones4. In a plot twist, the hero falls into a pit full of snakes.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones5. Someone is rescued by an eagle.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones
C. The Lord of the Rings (ohhh trick question)6. Poisonous snakes come out of no where and a brass snake must be made to help ward them off.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones7. The natives are restless and in a fit of worship pull the still beating heart out of a human sacrifice.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones8. The natives are restless and tell their king they’ve turned into cannibals.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones9. The ark is mistreated, forgotten and lost somewhere no one will find it.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones10. As if by a miracle, a character is able to walk across a terrifying expanse as if on an invisible sidewalk.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones11. As if by a miracle, a character is able to walk across a terrifying, watery expanse as if on an invisible sidewalk.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones12. Through selfish greed, the villain falls to an unexpected death, essentially killing herself in a canyon.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones13. Through selfish greed, the villain falls to an unexpected death, essentially killing himself in a field.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones14. One of the main characters receives a painful scar on his hand when he gets burned.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones15. One of the main characters receives a painful scar on his hand so we won’t get burned.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones16. A tag team of bears kills more than 40 people when they make fun of a bald guy.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones17. An angry man disarms a bad guy with a whip.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones18. An angry man clears out some bad salesmen with a whip.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones19. A huge boulder chases the main character down a hill.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones20. A giant whale swallows someone and pukes them up a few days later.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones21. A hooker with a heart of gold helps the good guys escape out of a window.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones22. At dinner, someone brings in a monkey head on a platter.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones23. At dinner, someone brings in a human head on a platter.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones













Jun 17th, 2008 at 21:57:16
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