One of my new favorite blogs is Stuff Christians Like. (Thanks to Dan for the introduction to the site) Funny stuff, such as “Indiana Jones of the Bible?” that I previously posted or this one from SCL a few weeks ago:

Stuff Christians Like: #258. Taking a date to church. (6 fun tips.)

I’ve, uh, been guilty of #1 and #3…

1. Pray that the minister asks you to hold hands.
I am normally against the forced hand hold, but if you are on a date, you should hope that the minister asks the congregation to hold hands. I’m not saying you do the interlink digit thing, you barely know this person, but still it might be nice.

3. Take lots of notes during the sermon.
If you don’t sing, take extensive notes during the sermon and aggressively greet the people around you when given the chance, you should just wear a t-shirt that says, “This is the only date I will have with this person.”

Or this good one from today…which I’m also guilty of…
#301. The prayer score guide

1. Someone grunts positively while you are praying = +1 point
2. Someone says “yes!” while you are praying = +2 points
3. Someone says “yes Jesus!” while you are praying = +3 points
4. Someone says “I’m not praying for that” after you finish = minus 3 points
5. Your wife or husband give you the “wrap it up” tap during your prayer = minus 2 points
6. Someone in your small group references your prayer later = +1 point
7. The pastor references your prayer later = +3 point
8. Someone shot blocks your prayer, praying the opposite of what you just said = minus 2 points
9. Someone puts their hand on your shoulder while you pray = +2 points
10. Someone attempts to put their hand over your mouth while you pray = minus 2 points

See the rest of the list, and more, at Stuff Christians Like.