If God Text Messaged the 10 Commandments

What if God had text messaged the 10 Commandments? It might look like this:

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

[HT: ChurchCrunch]

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Posted by Chris on Thursday, June 4, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Filed under Christianity/Religion, humor · Tagged with 10 Commandments, God, text message, txt

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