One of my friends posted this on Facebook and I got a chuckle out of it, so I thought I’d post it here:

A guy named Ron is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a
movie; she accepts and they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he
asks her out [...]

Well, summer break has come and gone…classes start next week. I’m trying to get myself pumped up for the semester, but it’s a bit tough to do so right now. Can’t say it’s totally unexpected, though. I knew it would be rough going back after having the summer off. But no [...]

If you haven’t already, you gotta watch this:
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Hilarious! Neil Patrick Harris (a.k.a Doogie Howser and Barney from HIMYM) stars as the villian, Dr. Horrible, who’s trying to earn his way into the Evil League of Evil while at the same time get up the courage to talk to the girl of [...]

Scott Adams always has another way at looking at things…

One of my new favorite blogs is Stuff Christians Like. (Thanks to Dan for the introduction to the site) Funny stuff, such as “Indiana Jones of the Bible?” that I previously posted or this one from SCL a few weeks ago:
Stuff Christians Like: #258. Taking a date to church. (6 fun tips.)
I’ve, [...]

Via FullyDevoted
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatics: Only 1; hands are already in the air.
Pentecostals: 10; One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None; Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholics: None; candles only
Baptists: At least 15. One to change [...]

Here’s a bit of humor for the day. Some of you have probably already seen this, but I couldn’t pass it up. His Majesty King Smokey is giving me the evil eye right now…
Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 [...]

Here’s some Wednesday humor, courtesy Full Devoted.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A dyslexic man [...]

Got this joke from my dad:

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon - a Kentucky fan, the Louisville fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Georgia fan.
They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most die hard fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee [...]