Got this joke from my dad:

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon - a Kentucky fan, the Louisville fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Georgia fan.
They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most die hard fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee [...]

I know not everyone will get this, but it’s funny for those who do.

I forgot where I saw it originally, so I can’t give credit, but it’s all over google now anyway.

I got nuttin’ else right now, so here’s some Bible Humor, courtesy of Robin.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. [...]

(If you don’t quite get the humor behind this, read this article.)

Some funny Seinfeld quotes taken from 2Spare:

I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, [...]

I got this via email from my grandparents and couldn’t pass up posting it.

One day, Rick and Tubby decided to get together and play a round of 18 holes. Later in the round, the two finally reach the 14th hole. Tubby taps in his putt and suddenly, without hesitation, grabs his ball, [...]

Haha, list of spoilers from various movies, TV shows, books, etc. Via Wired 15.03: Snack Attack!.

# Vader is Luke’s dad — The Empire Strikes Back
# Rosebud was his sled — Citizen Kane
# She’s her sister and her daughter — Chinatown
# Norman is the killer (in drag) — Psycho
# Verbal is Keyser Sze — The Usual [...]

Here’s a joke that’s been around a while, but still gives me a good chuckle.

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and [...]

Haha, these are funny:
From MIT Admissions: Everybody LOVES a math joke

Ken Jennings breaks down the dance moves to “Linus and Lucy” in the famous pageant scene of A Charlie Brown Christmas: Good Grief/Bad Moves
My fave? Linus! Who’s yours?
While you’re at it, be sure to watch Hey Ya! Charlie Brown Style